sweetcasofmine asked: Vampire and witch!

Vampire: I don’t think I would like to be immortal, although it’s tempting! I would hate to stay the same and watch everyone I’m fond of grow up and eventually die. Yeah, I think it would be cool for about 100 years and then I would be over it. 

Witch: Holy crap, there is SO much I would change about the world, but if I had the choice to change only one thing I would probably eliminate any need for war. When that’s gone, other things would improve, I’m sure. And my dad had been in Baghdad one too many times, so let’s cut that shit out right the heck now. 

Thank you! :)

burngorgeous:

Me: *thinks about Alana Bloom for five seconds*

Me: image

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

1 hour ago · 114344 ♥
starfrak:

favorite dean screencaps: 2/100

mazzystardust:

Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky (2009)

nomnomhannibuns:

omg poker thats totally kawaii desu~

todgast:

get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite female characters

Clarice Starling

yunsuksea:

Mads’s selfie

yunsuksea:

Mads’s selfie

princessamanda13:

blue-pickle-69:

ginggee23:

officialbunghole:

hi:

20 Reasons Fat Cats Are Undeniably The Best Cats 
SEE ALL THE PICTURES: HERE

NUMBER 15 OH MY FUCKING GOD

Number 12 ;)

So freakin cute!!!!!

NUMBER 20 OMG
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buzzfeed:

awesomeringerud:

This makes me want to cry.

Same here, buddy. Same here.

“We have both been here before.”

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

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thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

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hisforhannigram:

silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.


fuck sonnnnnn

hisforhannigram:

silverstuddedsabertoothdream:

He looks more like a stripper dressed as a cop than an actual cop.

fuck sonnnnnn

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